just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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