wakey wakey hands off snakey
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
