I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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