I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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