Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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