it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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