Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
