He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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