I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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