One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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