The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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