Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
