Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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