That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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