just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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