Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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