woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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