Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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