She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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