oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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