She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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