yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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