ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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