I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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