I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
