Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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