he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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