he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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