If i come over, it means nothing
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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