I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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