So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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