Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Success! We fucked roommates!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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