yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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