Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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