i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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