anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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