dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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