just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
smell my finger.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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