So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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