I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
This is the high leading the old right now
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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