On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
