Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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