i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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