So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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