My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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