his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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