He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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