You work out of a Hotel?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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