Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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