this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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