Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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