we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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