My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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