check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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