Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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