i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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