no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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