i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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