sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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